WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your knickers in a twist? Spill the gossips. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a pint and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could s